Oh man.
Word to all my current/hypothetical/celebrity suitors: why is it that no one sends me sext messages like this? Perhaps it’s my fault and I need to clarify what my ideal sext would be. While inebriated, I generally send the clear and concise, ‘Send nudes.’ to the fellas; I should elaborate and ask them to show how much you can impress me with your dedication to the nude. This photo goes beyond any dick pic, bathroom mirror shot, sitting on your bed hoping your roommate doesn’t walk in picture — this is pure fuckin’ magic. This lets me know that this dude is down to some business and is willing to go the extra mile for me.
You may have reblogged this in thinking it’s a ridiculous and funny picture, which it is, but you may fail to recognize the thought and the actual message he’s sending. He’s truly saying ‘I’m going to put this chocolate all over you, like I’m putting this chocolate all over me’. And that is beautiful.
(via turtleriffic)
Ben's Food Baby
Me: where'd you eat?
Ben: hill country bbq
Me: I loveeee that place
Ben: all you can eat for 20 bucks on mondays
Ben: bad idea
Ben: I had no self control
Me: HAHAHAHA
Ben: not funny.
This is me as a child, not giving any fucks.
This is me now.
This is me at Prom.
This is me 5 years ago.
Robert Reich: How to Avoid Being a Principled Republican on Taxes
Here are the details: The payroll tax will increase 2 percent starting January 1 – costing most working Americans about $1,000 next year – unless the employee part of the tax cut is extended for another year.
Democrats want to pay for this with a temporary – not permanent – surtax on any earnings over $1 million, according to their most recent proposal. The surtax would be 3.25 percent.
This means someone who earns $1,000,001 would pay 3 and a quarter cents extra next year.
Relatively few Americans earn more than a million dollars, to begin with. An exquisitely tiny number earn so much that a 3.25 percent surtax on their earnings in excess of a million would amount to much. Most of these people are on Wall Street. It’s hard to find a small business “job creator” among them.
Nonetheless, Republicans say no to the surtax.
