Oh man.
Word to all my current/hypothetical/celebrity suitors: why is it that no one sends me sext messages like this? Perhaps it’s my fault and I need to clarify what my ideal sext would be. While inebriated, I generally send the clear and concise, ‘Send nudes.’ to the fellas; I should elaborate and ask them to show how much you can impress me with your dedication to the nude. This photo goes beyond any dick pic, bathroom mirror shot, sitting on your bed hoping your roommate doesn’t walk in picture — this is pure fuckin’ magic. This lets me know that this dude is down to some business and is willing to go the extra mile for me.
You may have reblogged this in thinking it’s a ridiculous and funny picture, which it is, but you may fail to recognize the thought and the actual message he’s sending. He’s truly saying ‘I’m going to put this chocolate all over you, like I’m putting this chocolate all over me’. And that is beautiful.
(via turtleriffic)
